Humor

March 03, 2008

Question of the Week

Let me see if I understand this correctly...

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all

Why would Mother give us a placebo?

February 27, 2008

P.S.A. for Wealthy Americans

February 25, 2008

Word Play

December 18, 2007

Christmas Clue

You know that Lexus commercial? The one where a man and his son are playing a joke on the wife by calling her from the driveway and telling her that he's too busy to pick up their son so she's going to have to do it... all in the name of surprising her with a brand new Lexus and she hangs up on his ass.

If it was me, her face would be even more incredulous when I sat my butt in that brand new Lexus and took it back to the dealer and bought her ill mannered ass a washing machine for Christmas

Then again, I'm a jerk