2) I need another *five people you'd like to punch in the face* poll (The non-celebrity version)
3) How did JC Penny get my email address? You KNOW I don't shop there.
4) In hindsight, don't you kind of regret using the term "teabag" as a verb?
5) The computer is a tool. I know I've said this before but I think it needs to be repeated. Unless you invented Mac, Apple, Microsoft, HP, Dell and so on... Quit acting as if it's personal
6) It's *...* (3) not .. (2) or ........... (as if that really makes your point important)
7) Stop saying "Hey, Big Guy" to me as if it's a term of endearment. I'm 6'5 and over 300 freaking pounds. I know I'm big. STFU
8) If you mention my name more than five times a week and yet you say you despise me... Seek medical attention.
9) Do NOT *rate, review or comment* on cars you've never driven, tech gadgets you've never used or any item that has yet to be launched!
10) Yes, I'm going to die. So are you. The point is to live life *until* you do. Don't sit around
waiting for it to happen
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